Ohhh, if I were single.
So it’s about 20-30 minutes before we close and a mother comes in with her two adult kids. I’m ringing them up and chatting per the usual, and the mom comments on how cheery I am. “I wish everyone we dealt with was like you!” Attitude compliments are my favorite, so I am just already in love with these people. Her son is a tall, very good-looking kid (I’m...
I just rolled my phone down 6 concrete steps.
And it’s fine. So if you aren’t getting an iPhone because of fragility then go ahead.
Two and a half hours until I see Kasi's face!!
red-headed-slut: Squeeeee!!!!! And Cass!!!! They’re partying without me 😢
angelshavethephonebox: richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her Yes. Good. You go, boy.
Officially set to make a return to ginger glory.
marcusthetoken asked: UNF, Sexyas, Fuck. (That's three words. I do what I want. Plus you're one of my favorite people).
I didn't count these bullets for Saturday.
• I got way more if those “three word” things than I expected. Haha. Sorry if things got a bit clogged up on your dash when I posted them all. • I want to work 0% today, but it’s going to be a 9 hour shift, we’ll be busy as fuck and I’ll have to tell another 900 people that we don’t have any hamburger or hot dog buns the weekend before Memorial Day because...
trnsatlanticfoe asked: Hommina, hommina, hommina!
Anonymous asked: Confident, witty, breathtaking :)
medhba asked: Tiny yet larger than life. Young but so wise. Beautiful Woman.
Anonymous asked: Slender, Sexy, Slick
sortofwittysometimes asked: intenselydesirablishous, awesomechickwhowouldbeablasttohangwith, makeyouforgetyournamebeautifuly, if you don't believe those are words, just check the dictionary. also, i'm awesome to play scrabble with
smuttercup asked: Gorgeous, sexy, perfect TOTALLY NOT ANON BABE :)
Anonymous asked: Pretty, feminine and funny
Anonymous asked: such a babe!
Anonymous asked: Feisty, Witty, Gorgeous.
Anonymous asked: boobs, boys, babies
Anonymous asked: Sexy. Funny. Smart.
corgisandboobs asked: lovely little burrito.
Anonymous asked: Sexy, funny, delightful
bransdancepants asked: spunky generous confident
anonymously write in my ask three words that come...
marcusthetoken: If you don’t have at least one personal photo of yourself in your archives I am going to assume you’re either the anonymous person who always leaves shitty asks OR you’re a serial killer. Or both. Most likely both.
I sent Dave an undie photo and he literally didn’t respond to it at all… Like continued the conversation as if I didn’t send him a seductive photo of me mostly nude at all. Guys— tell your girlfriend she is pretty, like all the time. Tell her she is sexy, and show her she is sexy if you think so…we are fragile needy little creatures in that way. By we I mean me,...
I should be getting ready for work.
But fuuuuck I don’t wannnnnna. can’t someone just come cuddle and watch netflix with me instead? and maybe pay me at a competitive rate? I’ll make tea. and maybe bake some cookies.